Quote of the Day

"I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded party."

-Charlie Sheen when he went bat shit crazy.

The Situation is out of Rehab

And back to the Jersey Shore!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has checked out of Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah where he received treatment for gym tan and laundry substance abuse. 

Taping for the new “Jersey Shore" season starts soon, rumor has it MTV is trying to phase out Situation and Snooki since one is pregnant, and the other is too much of a liability when he’s shit faced (which is everyday) 

Do YOU think The Situation will be able to stay clean in the “Jersey Shore” house if he stays? Will YOU continue to watch the show if Snooki and The Situation are gone?

MTV Begs ‘Teen Moms’ No More Titty Enhancements!

Instead of boobs, shouldn’t they put money away for their children?

RadarOnline is reporting MTV is begging their “Teen Mom" stars to HOLD OFF on breast enhancements. An MTV source tells Star magazine, “the network is peeved at the sexed-up image the young mothers are putting out with their new and improved busts.”

I wonder what image MTV is projecting, If you get on “Teen Mom” you’d be able to pay for new titties? The MTV source also mentioned, “MTV has an idea of how they want the girls to come off and big fake boobs isn’t it,” … “They’ve even called the other girls and begged them to hold off on surgery.” 

The full story is in the current issue of Star magazine.

Do YOU think these mothers should be saving money for their children, or is it alright then “Teen Moms” are getting boob jobs?

Quote of the Day

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms.Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swalled balls till she died."

-Will Ferrell on the greatest prostitute in history.

'Dumb and Dumber' Sequel Announced!

Now THIS is a sequel we’ve been waiting for!

After it’s original release over 15 years ago, director Peter Farrelly announced there WILL be a sequel to “Dumb and Dumber”!

Please, do NOT get this mixed up with the “spin-off” movie “Dumb and Dumberer” which had none of the original cast or directors. This will be a true sequel which will star BOTH Jeff Bridges AND Jim Carrey

Carrey needs a hit movie, within the past 15 years I can only think of a couple, most recently (and best post “Dumb and Dumber”) “I Love You Phillip Morris”. 

The sequel will begin shooting in September! 

Are YOU excited for a TRUE “Dumb and Dumber” sequel? 

WHAT? Kim Kardashian DOES NOT Want Her Life Taped?

Oh, only in court…

Kim Kardashian seems like hypocrite these days. The reality star didn’t have an issue to have her wedding, and marriage crumble on camera, but Kardashian DOES NOT want cameras in the courtroom during their divorce trail. 

This is strange, I feel as if a camera is with Kim at all times of the day, when she wakes up, shops, takes a crap, it seems Kim can’t be ANYWHERE without a camera. 

Makes us wonder what she DOES NOT want to public to find out.

A source close to ex-husband Kris Humphries made a comment on the situation, “What is Kim so afraid of? For someone that has filmed and documented her life for her reality shows you wouldn’t think she is going to fight so hard to not have camera there. Kris just wants the truth to come out about what happened during their marriage, period. Kris’ attorney will argue that cameras should be in the courtroom because Kim has chosen to live her life in the public eye, and the divorce trail shouldn’t be off limits.”

I must say I agree, Kim, just a reminder, YOU GOT FAMOUS BECAUSE OF A VIDEO CAMERA AND YOUR BIG ASS. I am surprised she isn’t trying to put this on her reality show or E! isn’t trying to make this a 2-hour special

Do YOU think Kim is trying to hide something from the public? What do YOU think it is?

'Teen Mom 2' Star Drops Acid

Is this a way to get over not smoking marijuana Jenelle? 

Teen Mom 2" star and deadbeat mother Jenelle Evans has a new drug and a new motto: “Tune on, tune in, drop out.”

Evan’s close friend “friend” who needed some cash, Tori Rhyne spoke to Star magazine about her drug use. “She does it a lot — she fell in love with it” … “It’s just a little sheet that she puts on her tongue and waits for it to hit her: Then she gets all weird.”

Evans is currently drug tested for marijuana, so to avoid jail time Evans not only takes acid, but also Ecstasy, Xanax, Adderall and gets shit faced wasted. 

Evans needs to take a reality pill and try to remember she has a son, isn’t that why she got “famous” to begin with?

Rhyne also said Evans cannot wait to “smoke a big blunt” once she’s off probation. 

I’ve said this for a while now but what do YOU think? Should Evans be locked in jail and key thrown away?

Quote of the Day

"People always go, ‘private schools create better citizens’, but I would say that create better quality citizen. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into uni and end up making a lot more money, while wife-beaters and rapists are nearly all public school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it’s true."

-Ja’mie King on why private school students are better citizens. 

My Current Obsession

I wish I could be girlfriends with Ja’mie King

If somebody isn’t getting voted off or losing weight, I’m most likely not watching it. Unless if you’re Ja’mie King, Jonah Takalua, or Mr.G from “Summer Heights High”.

The australian high school comedy, was one of the best television shows HBO ever had. Chris Lilley is a comedic genius, all of his characters were pure gold, especially private school transfer student, Ja’mie King. 

I just purchased the whole series on my iPhone, and haven’t stopped watching sense, check out some of my favorite “Summer Heights High” quotes below. 

"Wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry. no offense but it’s true." -Ja’mie King

"We used to have bushes here, but a girl got raped behind them so we took them away, yep no more bushes…." - Mr.G

"Teacher’s at this school are so racist. If anything goes wrong, if something goes missing they go ‘Jonah must have fuckin’ done some shit’". - Jonah Takalua

"Celine has an oversized brain" - Mr.G on why his dog has a big head. 

'Teen Mom 2' Star Bails Out Baby Daddy

This isn’t setting a good example for your baby you think?

Teen Mom 2" star, Chelsea Houska, bailed out baby daddy, Adam Lind, Saturday morning in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Lind was charged with driving under the influence, exhibition driving, and driving on a suspended license. 

WHY Chelsea? If you’ve watched the show, Lind is father of the year an obnoxious douche, but she always seems to crawl back to him. 

Houska dropped $450 to bail out the deadbeat dad. 

Would YOU have bailed out the deadbeat baby daddy? What would YOU have done?